bathroom regulations

Jotted down on 30 December 2009 10:19

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here what the notice says

1. to all men : lift seat cover before sprinkling. remember, always come closer to the target because what you are holding is just a pistol, not a rifle.

2. caution! all women place seat in proper position before sitting.

3. do not waste paper. make sure you use both sides.

4. save electricity - learn to aim in the dark

5. long timers be warned! after 30 minutes you will be ejected.

6. we suggest you sing to demolish the inappropriate noises. song sheets are available on request

7. graffiti writing is welcome but make sure it is dirty and readable.

8. flush only when a risk of suffocation occurs!

9. warning! when dispatching excessive amounts there is a possibility of blockage. flush several times and hope for the best.

10. if flood occurs-keep calm. life vest is under your seat. tread water until help arrives.

11. in case of fire - jump into the toilet and flush!

12. to ensure availability, please make reservation-max. 12 persons in this room.

3 Responded

fahmi!
30 December 2009 11:53
fahmi! , says:

after 30 minutes you will be ejected?! what tje fuk... LOL!

si Rusa Bawean
6 January 2010 10:51

hmmm
very nice posttt

PriceChristi31
3 December 2011 14:55

I would like to propose not to hold back until you get enough money to order goods! You can just get the credit loans or sba loan and feel yourself fine

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